Life on this planet is full of mysteries. Like will alien life contact us soon, why do we love garlic but hate garlic breath, and why are dads always grilling?
Now that I think about it, there are a ton of things that pretty much all Dads do that are mysteries to people who aren’t Dads themselves.
In an effort to get some context on the mysteries of Dads acting like total Dads, people are tweeting out their most pressing questions to fathers. While some of the questions have been answered, a majority of them remain unanswered.
If you’re a Dad, and you have a good answer for any of these, please let us know in the comments.
Why do Dads have to sneeze so loud like what are you going to gain from it— s (@x_sxls) September 27, 2018
Why do dads always have their own pen and refuse to use any other pen that is offered to them??— old ppl call me Karen🌈 (@sirakttoille) June 9, 2019
Why do dads love wearing Hard Rock Cafe shirts?— Kung Fu Fenny (@NFEN) September 28, 2015
why do dads forget to bring their phones when they go places like why— wynne (@wwyynne) May 24, 2019
Why do dads just leave their socks everywhere???— پرژە (@PrMahmud) August 15, 2018
Like quick question why do dads have way to thick wallets???— Sarmad Hassan (@_Sarmadmh) May 23, 2019
Why do dads always have change in their pockets hahahaha it’s weird— Abbie Douglas (@abbiedouglasxo) October 30, 2017
why do all dads have to back in to every parking spot. like they have to prove themselves to everybody— rachel (@raybabay_) November 16, 2016
why do all dads rub and then pat their belly after eating a big meal 😂— Em🧸 (@EmilyKasson) May 29, 2019
why do dads always answer the phone saying "yello"— sam (@samdeverell) August 26, 2017
Why do dads overuse their jokes in unrelated situations 😂— Haleema (@ItsaMeema) June 11, 2019
Why do all dads think they are 20 years younger than they actually are— fre5havo (@fre5havo) June 2, 2019
why do dads turn the radio off when looking for a parking spot— bea cim (@cimafrancabea) June 9, 2019
why do dads think it’s funny to slow down the car when you tell them you have to pee— Caroline (@car0linehamm) May 28, 2019
Why do dads ask for the weirdest things for their birthday like no I’m not gonna get you gravel for the driveway— Abbie (@abbiemason02) May 20, 2019
Why do all dads sleep on the couch once they sit down— Daniel (@smcldaniel) July 3, 2018
Why do dads take grilling so seriously?— Sarah (@misss_jaye) May 22, 2019
Why do all dads think it's okay to eat expired food— Shannon Dank Lee (@shannon_d_lee) January 1, 2017
why do dads fart so much— Fursona non grata (@femkant) October 22, 2014
why do dads hand write things in all caps? what are they trying to prove?— emma 🙂 (@spicy_emma) May 8, 2019
Why do dad's always watch the news like this 😂 pic.twitter.com/1Zf9HQphOz— MVPJ (@MVPJunkie) June 12, 2019
Why do dads always grunt when they sit down— Keifer McCaw (@keifermccaw) July 8, 2018
Why do dads think they can out smart a gps— sean (@SeanRauchut) October 8, 2017
why do dads always shake their handful of peanuts/m&m’s etc before popping them in their mouth?— spicy (@RyanMalicsi) November 23, 2018
Why do dads have to push the limits and do what could be considered dangerous, w/their sons?! Please put my child back in his bubble wrap.— Brye Ashley 🌿 (@BryeAshley) March 13, 2017