There’s no one nicer than a drunk girl in the bathroom and these stories prove it.
happy story! i, a drunk girl in a bathroom, recently met another drunk girl in a bathroom, and we, drunk bathroom girl style, bonded over nothing but compliments and love and were all like WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND BE FRIENDS!!
last night, we hung out and actually got along sober!
— anna borges (@annabroges) April 27, 2018
Tonight I reassured a crying drunk girl in the bathroom that the shitty guy she met on Bumble is just a UICollectionViewCell w/ a reuse identifier. She held my face in her wet, mascara-y hands and said “YOU ARE SO RIGHT”
— Rebecca Slatkin (@RebeccaSlatkin) August 31, 2018
last night @ the bar i was in the bathroom stall w my friend as she was throwing up and a random drunk girl peeked under the stall door and said “hey girl this might be a bad time to tell you but your heels are really cute” and thats why i love drunk girls sm
— 🙎🏻♀️ (@colleenmaddenn) April 28, 2018
Shout out to the drunk girl outside of the bathroom giving individual compliments to each girl walking out
everyone should be as nice as drunk girls in bathrooms ✌🏼
— joey noelle✨ (@joeynoelle) June 9, 2018
Last night I was washing my hands in the bar bathroom and a very drunk girl started talking to me, and then her friend who was in the stall said, “Who is that?”
And she says, “This girl I found.”
— Theresa Rowley (@theresarowley) July 26, 2018
i just remembered some drunk girl in the bathroom lastnight put my name at the TOP of her baby names list on the notes in her phone, not to over exaggerate but that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me
— eden (@eden_hoogveld) December 7, 2018
I hope the drunk girl who started crying in the Scruffs bathroom when I complimented her lipstick last year is having a good day
— yeetwood mac (@sarahndipity18) December 9, 2018
Girl next to me in line in bathroom at bar “hi my name is Caroline. Just want you to know I’m spreading love. And us girls have to stick together because we’re powerful as shit.” And like I feel like my soul is renewed. #drunkgirlsarethebest
— Jordan Elder (@jordananslie) January 21, 2018
I got drunk at a bar for the first time last night and discovered the world of drunk girls helping each other in the women’s bathroom.
No toilet paper? A girl will give you some.
Need your hair braided? Another girl will volunteer.
Can’t find a tampon? Six girls will offer.
— Rachel Smith (@MissRachel_1) April 8, 2018
I was in the bathroom and me and this drunk girl were singing “it’s the circle of life” because I found a lighter on the ground and I told her about how everyone steals my lighters lmao
— mothercoconuts (@jayxilynn) November 15, 2018
this drunk girl was crying and asked the whole bathroom if she should break up with her boyfriend and every single girl in there said “yes” in unison lmaooo i love drunk girls
— reena ♡ (@KlNGTAEYEON) September 1, 2018
One time I went into a bathroom at a bar and this drunk girl came in and said I was pretty and gave me $20
— HAN (@hxnholt) August 10, 2018
Drunk girl in bathroom stall: omg my arm looks so fat in this shirt
Friend: omg what arm??! Girl you don’t even have an arm
— chillvia plath (@_madimarks) September 1, 2018
I was in the bathroom and this drunk girl came out and was like “I washed my hands!!” and this other drunk girl was like “you go girl!!”. That’s the kind of positivity I need in my life
— jordan (@jordie_nassif) November 18, 2018
one time a drunk girl in the stall next to me peed on her leg and asked for a paper towel. she proceeded to tell me about her vacation to Italy. she walked out of the stall and it was Snooki. it was one of the more tame drunk girl bathroom experiences I’ve had https://t.co/o0aqP8BtLk
— Claire Conklin (@magicConk_shell) April 30, 2018
A drunk girl in a bar bathroom who I’d been helping with her hair while she was throwing up and helping her clean up turned around, held my hand and said “Your smile feels like sunshine” and then promptly threw up again. Context: not great. Compliment: amazing.
— Sophie Pruim (@RosalindPlum) May 23, 2018
I was looking in the mirror in the bathroom at the club just fixing my hair and a random drunk girl came in and yelled “oh STOP IT you look BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE you”
— Danielle Betsy (@sistersome) September 1, 2018
This super drunk girl just came in the bathroom while I was washing my hands, pointed at me and yelled “you’re under arrest!!!!!……. for having such beautiful hair” and then smiled and skipped in to a stall
— momily (@emily___f) December 31, 2017
One time this drunk girl in the bathroom told me if a boy asks for his clothes back give them back but also throw in a shirt that isn’t his. And that is the best advice I’ve ever gotten.
— Sin (@Cyn_City69) November 29, 2017
I drunkenly gave a drunk girl a tampon in a bathroom once and she gently booped me on the nose. https://t.co/V97aJcruKG
— Gannadalf the Extra (@TheeAnnaMaria) June 30, 2016
There’s a drunk girl throwing up in the bathroom asking everyone who walks in “WHY do we do this to ourselves!?” and I wish I had an answer
— Jill Metzler (@JillMetzler) November 14, 2015