Husband Tells Hilariously Horrid Story about Wife and Period Cup in Viral Twitter Thread

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Any married couple can tell you ‘marriage’ is really spelled S-A-C-R-I-F-I-C-E. Sometimes that sacrifice is minor and may simply be giving up the last bite of your food (although, that may not actually be that minor for many). Then there are other times where it’s something as serious as sticking a fourth of your arm in your wife in an attempt to retrieve a small plastic object during her most glorious time of the month– yep, you guessed it. Her period.

Well, we’ll leave the details up to Twitter user Dr Secret AgentPharm. He tells an interesting, mildly cringe worthy story about him, his wife and a period cup.

He starts off by educating us…

And thankfully, he makes an otherwise gruesome story pretty funny…

At this point in the story, all women reading this thread have to be freakin’ the hell out and seconds away from exiting out of the thread entirely…

Yikes.

Then, of course, the moment of truth…

Ok, now exhale…

And if this isn’t the best closer, we don’t know what is.

Women didn’t know whether to laugh, cry or virtually pat him in on the back, in response…

It’s safe to say, and I’m sure Twitter would agree, award for Husband of the Year Century goes to…..this guy.

h/t Twitter