1. Can I have two of these please and thanks?
2. It’s funny because it’s true.
3. I never knew..
5. Kids are the masters of mouthiness sometimes.
6. Thank god my toddler stops every so often to eat trash off of the floor.
7. Just gotta wait for the old styles to come back around.
8. I never thought I’d relate to Cruella Deville.
9. Not saying the kids are bad.. but if they are, we know who to blame.
10. Current situation – minus the milk line.
11. This one is eerily accurate.
12. I don’t need sleep. Everything’s fine.
13. There aren’t mny battles quite like a hair bow battle with your daughter..
14. The best way to learn patience..
15. Lord help the person who messes with my child.
16. Listen to Barbie’s warnings!
17. This is how I feel after putting the kids into their car seats.
18. Timeouts are so necessary sometimes.
19. Motherhood has been a very humbling experience.
20. A strategy.
21. Live footage of my child.