…all sweet and innocent, with the softest skin and how can we forget about that “new baby smell”. Who doesn’t love ‘em? Yes, they cry for no reason, drop loads that’ll make you cuss and only sleep at the most inconvenient times, but other than that, we can’t really pass too much judgment on these little angels right? I mean, they are just babies.
Let’s slander newborns. I don’t like their lil swoop hairdos.— Charlily 💕🍭 (@charlee_buns) March 23, 2019
First of all, they’re broke. https://t.co/O5hU1lJ6a0— A nice girl. (@homegworl) March 23, 2019
For a product that’s brand new they’re not efficient. 0/10 would not recommend— mushu (@TheRookieGod1) March 24, 2019
For people who don’t do any work, they sure do sleep a lot. 😡— Birdie (@Topfayz) March 24, 2019
We’ve got bills???!!!!!
Always clenching fists but they can’t even fight sleep smh https://t.co/IgH6QkO9cB— Fred Astaire In Sequins (@le_munchkine) March 24, 2019
Terrible conversationalists. I asked my cousin’s baby to give me her opinion on a Beyoncé song and he just stared at me with those big languid eyes. https://t.co/qGMBtjKJBq— Lilith (@KingBeyonceStan) March 24, 2019
They never have gas money 🙄— Megan’s newest HOTTIE (@mixxychick) March 24, 2019
They have no hustle or ambition. Steady relying on somebody else.— Corduroy Papi 🇯🇲✊🏾🐻 (@DJReemsDope) March 23, 2019
Poor communication skills. As demanding as they are.— Whiskered (@DrChubbyy) March 24, 2019
What’s with all the character outfits? CosPlay game be weak AF pic.twitter.com/X1sYJyGL68— Tamarra The Aries (@T_monster) March 24, 2019
stare alot for someone who cant fight— stilltryingtodie (@wanabeianconnor) March 24, 2019
They wear a lot of white for people who don’t do they own laundry— Bomia Gabice ♓️🌞 (@bomiagabice) March 24, 2019
They don’t even know how to chew. They get brand new teeth and still try to swallow food whole like a boa constrictor. Then got the nerve to choke all silly and stuff🙄— Temerity Drake (@tsddrake) March 23, 2019
they always clapping their hands and no sound comes out. pic.twitter.com/9AXVzG2VDp— Black Saint (@wicky_mash) March 24, 2019
They don’t even speak English.— THE HONORABLE… (@KingKultura) March 23, 2019
Talking some “goo-goo, gaga”
We speak American in this country, Osama!
I mean, they should just sleep at least 8 hours per night, like all decent people— Annalisa Conti (@AnnalisaContiUS) March 24, 2019
Most of them loom like aliens that haven’t finished developing yet— ARiES RAiNE (@ariesraine) March 23, 2019
They necks ain’t got no strength. Head be like .. pic.twitter.com/3B2SpckJAd— haha show yo love to Tina! (@sassyoutlaw2019) March 23, 2019
They’ve got too many rights for someone who did 9 months inside— Rejo (@rejoycet) March 24, 2019
Lmaoo newborns in this thread like pic.twitter.com/ZcOzFfrdRV— thatstoomuchlettuce (@spicylemonsauce) March 24, 2019