If you’ve been living under a rock for the past year or so, you may have missed the consistent gold that Keaton Patti is distributing on his Twitter account.
The Comedy Central writing alum claims to have a bot that is able to write hilarious scripts inspired hours of viewing whichever topic Keaton deems worthy enough to have a script written about.
Ok now that we’re all caught up, you absolutely have to read Keaton’s newest script from his anonymous A.I. companion.
This time the bot was forced to watch over 1,000 hours of everyone’s favorite cartoon — Spongebob Squarepants! It did not disappoint.
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of SpongeBob SquarePants and then asked it to write a SpongeBob SquarePants episode of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/6HuB7DIvkr— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) March 21, 2019
This is your crowning achievement, the best one you (or your bot) have ever written.— Pentaquark! (@Pentaquark1123) March 21, 2019
This deserves to be animated— Kuri_Dunk (@crushkelbek) March 21, 2019
I read this and I thought, “Didn’t I watch this episode??” 😂😂— Marcos Crespo (@thanksfocalin) March 21, 2019
steven hillenberg would be proud— Homeless Tree Frog (@FrogHomeless) March 21, 2019
“Any ideas for a new company slogan?”— Ryan Smith (@TheSmithMinute) March 21, 2019
“Sand is the bones of customers that money lie to me, pink thing.”
“That’s it! Good work, Little Blob. Get some pasta nachos.”
‘I lack bone and I lack fear’— what_is_sleep (@DanishDanya) March 21, 2019
What. A. Power. Move
Only the fiercest of comebacks
‘Play— jessica anne rose🥀 (@jessicannerose) March 21, 2019
Is this a leaked script from the next season? Because this feels familiar. I think this is canon.— Amazing Grace (@KimmyGrace6) March 21, 2019
Honestly, sounds like a Spongebob episode.— 🏳️🌈Gabrielle🏳️🌈|🐧🎉30|🎁🎈🎉29 (@treslecheslife) March 21, 2019
Hey @Nickelodeon, let me know if you want to use this.— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) March 21, 2019
So far there hasn’t been an official response from Nickelodeon. We’ll keep you updated if it happens. Until then, we can at least find some comfort in these words to live by:
Words to live by. pic.twitter.com/rWInGzfOIb— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) March 21, 2019