This Hilarious Spongebob Script Written By A “Bot” Is So Accurate It’s Scary

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Twitter: @KeatonPatti / Ivan Krawchuk / Shutterstock

If you’ve been living under a rock for the past year or so, you may have missed the consistent gold that Keaton Patti is distributing on his Twitter account.

The Comedy Central writing alum claims to have a bot that is able to write hilarious scripts inspired hours of viewing whichever topic Keaton deems worthy enough to have a script written about.

Need evidence of the “bot’s” impeccable writing? See here and see here.

Ok now that we’re all caught up, you absolutely have to read Keaton’s newest script from his anonymous A.I. companion.

This time the bot was forced to watch over 1,000 hours of everyone’s favorite cartoon — Spongebob Squarepants! It did not disappoint.

Early Thursday Keaton shared the Spongebob Squarepants script written by his bot, via Twitter:

We took the liberty of breaking down the script in a series of images for easier reading:

Twitter / Keaton Patti
Twitter / Keaton Patti
Twitter / Keaton Patti
Twitter / Keaton Patti
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Twitter / Keaton Patti

As always, fans of the A.I. driven scripts were in awe. They made this known by replying to Keaton’s tweet with their praises.

Encouraged by the glowing reviews of his newest script, Keaton tweeted at the Nickelodeon account to see if they’ll actually make it happen.

So far there hasn’t been an official response from Nickelodeon. We’ll keep you updated if it happens. Until then, we can at least find some comfort in these words to live by:

h/t Twitter