If TJ Maxx isn’t your happy place then you’re living life wrong.
“SEE YOU IN COURT!” I yell at the dress that was too small at TJ Maxx
— beth, an alien® (@bourgeoisalien) February 10, 2017
when you say you grocery shop at “TJs” do you mean trader joe’s or tj maxx. cuz tj maxx has novelty gummy bears and pumpkin spice beef jerky
— everett byram (@rad_milk) March 23, 2016
Tj Maxx is so dangerous for women
— Ashton🌹 (@Ash10_Snider) July 25, 2018
Me and my bestie walking into TJ Maxx looking for shit we don’t need and can’t afford: https://t.co/Dw6krMFQ1d
— avaflayva (@avacriscitiello) July 19, 2018
Popular misconception: women brag about designer clothing. Most women I know whisper “This was $7 at TJ Maxx” or “I grabbed the wrong bag at LAX and two hitmen are chasing me, but look, free romper.”
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) August 17, 2018
“running errands” to me really means mindlessly walking through Target and TJ maxx and buying things I don’t need
— Lanna (@lannaababyyxox) August 16, 2017
I went to look up who TJ Miller is, and my phone autocorrected to TJ Maxx and I am now at TJ Maxx, need anything? I’m in the sale candle section.
— Adam Kim (@atomadam2) July 18, 2018
going to Ross and TJ Maxx with ur mom is the ultimate bonding activity
— 🥀 (@fakeiconic) June 28, 2018
The synonym for impulsive is TJ Maxx
— ♔Kaitlin Thompson♔ (@kaitertater25) January 3, 2017
is tj maxx and marshalls the same person?
— M L (@MLIXICK) July 24, 2014
Stay calm. Take a deep breath. You got through med school, residency and fellowship. You’re resilient and can overcome any challenge.
*Tries to unsubscribe from the TJ Maxx email list for the 47th time*
— Doc Around the Clock (@DocAroundThClok) August 24, 2018
Happy 20th birthday to the cookies at TJ Maxx!
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) March 26, 2014
when ppl brag about buying expensive things I’m just like ?? I could prob find it at tj maxx for like $12 ??
— 𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝓉𝒾𝓉𝓈 🍾 (@MarisssaRose) September 5, 2018
and if you think you’ll ever walk out of tj maxx empty handed,
well, good luck charlie
— Sage (@s_phillips13) July 31, 2018
There should be a section of TJ Maxx marked “your Aunt’s clothes” that only has elastic waistbands. It’d save us all some time.
— Diona Reasonover (@DionaReasonover) May 28, 2014
A mom dragged her screaming kid out of TJ Maxx by the hair. We all stared, then resumed shopping like the Cantina Band started back up.
— Rachel Lichtman (@rachelichtman) April 27, 2014
Future hubby please realize that I pray for you a lot and I’m really good at spending money and going into TJ Maxx to “look”
— S I E R R A S C R I B N E R (@ScribnerSierra) December 31, 2017
TJ Maxx is so dangerous man. Go in for one thing and come out trying to redecorate your bathroom
— Abby Bradshaw (@abbybradshaw) September 2, 2017
all i want is a man committed enough to voluntarily go to tj maxx with me
— Ciana (@ciana_cheer) August 11, 2018
pretty wild that TJ Maxx is named after the two kids you knew in middle school who yelled at their parents in front of you
— lil arab (@sweatyhairy) May 15, 2018
No tj maxx cashier i do not want your credit card for the 62482th time. I won’t even want the $128 worth of shit that i bought and didn’t come in for by the time i get home. 🤦🏼♀️
— Brooke Bennett (@brookiebenn) September 4, 2018
my bank account: savings??
me: tj maxx 🙂
my bank account: no seriously please save your money
me: tj 🙂 maxx 🙂
— Annabelle Hollen (@annabelllemarie) May 22, 2018
TJ Maxx cashier: “Did you find everything you were looking for?”
*Me unloading full cart*
First of all, I wasn’t looking for any of this
— Mads (@madswill_) October 21, 2017
When girls say they are “running errands” they’re actually at TJ Maxx sniffing candles for 45 minutes
— Nik (@AmoNickk) January 26, 2019